The Internet is for porn

No dia que tirarem toda a pornografia da Internet só restará um único site escrito: "Voltem com a pornografia da Internet".



KATE : The internet is really really great
TREKKIE MONSTER: For porn
K: I’ve got a fast connection so i don’t have to wait
T: For porn
K: Huh? There's always some new site,
T: For porn!
K: I browse all day and night
T: For porn!
K: It's like i’m surfing at the speed of light
T: For porn!
K: Trekkie!

T: The internet is for porn
K: Trekkie!
T: The internet is for porn,
K: What are you doing!?
T: Why you think the net was born? Porn porn porn

K: Treee—kkie!
T: Oh hello kate monster
K: You are ruining my song
T: Oh me sorry, me no mean to
K: Well if you wouldnt mind please being quiet for a minute so i can finish?
T: Me no talkie
K: Good
K: I’m glad we have this new technology
T: For porn
K: Which gives us untold opportunity
T: For por—oops, sorry
K: Right from you own desktop
T: For ---
K: You can research browse and shop. Until you’ve had enough and your ready to stop
T: FOR PORN!!

K: Trekkie!
T: The internet is for porn!
K: Noooo
T: The internet if for porn!
K: Trekkie
T: Me up all night honking me horn to porn, porn, porn!

K: That’s gross you’re a pervert
T: Ah, sticks and stones Kate monster
K: NO really, your a pervert
K: Normal people don’t sit at home and look at porn on the internet
T: Ohhhh?
K: What?!
T: You have no idea. Ready normal people?

NORMAL PEOPLE
Ready--- ready ----ready

T: Let me hear it!

TREKKIE AND GUYS: The internet is for porn!
PRINCETON: Sorry kate
TREKKIE AND GUYS: The internet is for porn!
PRINCETON: I masturbate!
TREKKIE AND GUYS: All these guys unzip their flies
For porn, porn, porn!

K: The internet is not for porn!!

TREKKIE AND GUYS: PORN!, PORN, P---

K: HOLD ON A SECOND!
K: Now i know for a fact that you, Rob, check your portfolio and trade stocks online
ROB: That’s correct.
K: And Brian, you buy things on Amazon.com
BRIAN: Sure!
K: And Gary, you keep selling your possesions on Ebay
GARY: Yes I do!
K: And Princeton, you sent me that sweet online birthday card
PRINCETON: True!

T: Oh, but Kate- What you think he do . . .after? hmm?
PRINCETON: . .yeah
K: EEEWWWWW!
TREKKIE AND GUYS: The internet is for porn!
K: Gross!
TREKKIE AND GUYS: The internet is for porn!
K: I hate porn
TREKKIE AND GUYS: Grab your dick and double click
K: I hate you men!
TREKKIE AND GUYS: For porn, porn, porn!
(harmonizing) porn, porn, porn, porn
K: I’m leaving!
TREKKIE AND GUYS: Porn, porn, porn, porn
K: I hate the internet!
TREKKIE AND GUYS: Porn, porn, porn, porn
The internet is for
The internet is for
The internet is for PORN!

T: YEAH!